Total state of denial. We're completely ignoring the fact that summer is over. So today, we're doing the weekend quiz. By merely answering the questions below you can plan your entire weekend.
Friday:
Do you have dreadlocks?If you answered yes, you're going to want to head over to Wild Thyme tonight. We're not even going to tell you why...mon. Are you a Republican or do you hope to be one at some future date?Proving that not just Democrats come looking for money in the Hamptons, Rudy Giuliani makes a fundraising stop in Water Mill.Are you a blonde bimbo?For the blonde bimbos out there, your god, rocker Tommy Lee, is going to be DJing at Stereo by the Shore.
Saturday:
Do you hate piping plovers?You and all the other plover haters will be able to finally celebrate the Fourth of July. Main Beach fireworks kickoff just after dark, so head on down and celebrate our Independence Day. And don't worry, we're celebrating Labor Day on Columbus Day.Do you have any interest in celebrating the Hamptons' cultural past?Just because it's the last weekend of the summer doesn't mean that you should spend the entire weekend drinking on the beach. Check out the Shinnecock Powow.
Sunday:
Are you a ten year old girl?You're going to want to head over to the Hampton Classic for Grand Prix Sunday. Horses, horses, horses. And mom and dad can gawk at the celebs who show up for the event's biggest day.Are you a member of the hip hop nation?Diddy does his annual White Party. Sadly, fireworks were nixed, but it should be a good time. If you're not on the list—and wearing all white—you're not getting in.
Monday:
Are you aware that this is the last day of the summer season?If you answered no, please explain how you have achieved total ignorance as we'd like to achieve that as well. If you answered yes, then stop reading, grab a towel and go lay on the beach. Also, wear sunscreen.
Summer is dead. Long live summer...
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