For all you Bear Stearns employees wondering what to do this summer now that you can't afford your summer home, there may be a solution on the horizon:
"Thank your lucky stars... the #1 bar in America is bringing the Hamptons back to life!!! Porkys Hamptons Grand Opening this Memorial Weekend!! Get ready for the summer of a lifetime at Porkys Hamptons, Home of the Famous Fishbowls!"
Are you a "rockstar"? Are you"ugly"? Then Porky's is the place for you! "We're hiring rockstars, bartenders, professional partiers, shot girls, marketing, guest list, professional wingmen, cover bands, djs, beer pong leagues, promotional models, bottle service girls... Experience not necessary - you just need to know how to smile!"
Well, smiling might be a bit tough for the Bear Stearns crowd, so maybe this isn't the job of a lifetime. But really, where else other than the Air Force can you be a professional "wingman." Sign us up.
The Job of a Lifetime!!! [American Job]
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